Queens Court · for Windows

Your launch team, on your own PC.

Queens Court finds the people who should hear about your game, product or business, writes every pitch, post and follow-up in your voice, clips your streams, and waits for your yes before anything goes out.

Get it · $19.99 See it work

One-time purchase · No subscription · Your data stays on your PC

Promotion is a second full-time job.

Agencies cost hundreds a month. Social tools cost a subscription and still leave the writing to you.

Queens Court is a one-time purchase that does the legwork while you're away.

How It Works

Tell it about you

A short questionnaire: what you promote, who you want to reach, your voice, whether you stream.

Click Sign Off

It finds outlets, creators and communities, looks up how to reach them, and writes drafts.

Approve, one at a time

On your PC or phone, go through each draft: approve, edit, reject or skip. Every decision trains it.

It goes out, safely

Emails at a safe pace; posts and clips on every platform at the best times. Replies land in one inbox, answered.

See It Work

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Demo video coming soon

The questionnaire, Sign Off, Swipe, a sent pitch, and a clip going from stream to every platform, in two to three minutes.

What It Does

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Finds outlets

Press, creators, blogs, podcasts, organizations and communities.

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Writes in your voice

Learns from every approve, edit and reject.

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Replies that answer

When someone asks something it can't answer, it saves the question for you and remembers your answer (QnA Memory).

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Every channel

Emails, contact forms, DMs, call scripts and texts, all in one place.

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Posts on 7 platforms

X, Bluesky, Threads, Instagram, Facebook, Mastodon and Tumblr, with hashtags picked for reach, at times that learn from your results.

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Clips your streams

Say “clip this” or “clip that” and get finished vertical clips (smart crop, captions, zooms, effects, sounds) on every platform with one approval.

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A Clip Editor that learns

Learns your editing style, stitches moments together and lets you fix captions.

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Grants and awards

Finds them, breaks them down and drafts your answers.

What’s new in this version → Every feature, in detail →

You Stay in Control

✋Nothing goes out without you

Nothing is sent or posted without your approval.

🖥️The AI runs on your PC

Your contacts, drafts and clips never go to an AI company.

🗝️Yours, all of it

Your accounts, your API keys, your data, in a folder you own.

Why I Built It

Honestly? So I could keep making games and still be home for dinner.

Mad Tea Party is one person. Marketing well is a full-time job on its own, and I couldn't do it, keep building games and software, provide for my family, and still have time to be with them. So I built Queens Court to carry the outreach while I build.

It's a stand-in, not a replacement. As soon as I can afford to, I'll hire real people for these roles, and the day a role is filled, I stop using Queens Court for that job in my own studio.

Roles I plan to hire for

PR and press outreach coordinator
Community manager
Social media manager
Marketing copywriter
Creator and influencer partnerships coordinator
Video and clip editor
Grant writer

What that means for you

Your copy is yours to keep and use however you like. This promise is about how I run my own studio.
Every sale helps bring those hires closer.
Nothing goes out without a human saying yes, in my studio or yours.

Used By

The games and apps marketed with Queens Court.

The Studio Creed

The promises behind every Mad Tea Party app.

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No internal software

Nothing is kept behind the curtain. Every tool that runs this studio can be bought here or found elsewhere.

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Buy once, make it yours

All software is a one-time purchase with editable code, so you can customize it however you like.

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Huge apps, tiny prices

Big, life-changing software that companies charge hundreds a year for, yours for $20 or less, once.

That's why Queens Court costs what it does. It's not a teaser or a cut-down version: it's the same app I run my own studio on, the whole thing, nothing held back.

Read the House Rules on the studio site →